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Subject: [Virtools] Fwd: Only A New Yorker

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a
>fierce
>tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now
>that
>we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins
>to
>build a canoe. The good news is that you may choose how you die."
>The Frenchman says, "I'll take poison." The chief gives him some
>poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
>The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please."The chief gives him a
>pistol, he points it at his head, says, "Godsave the queen!"
>and kaboom. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chiefis
>puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takesthe
>fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides,
>thechest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's
>horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing?"
>The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe,
>@$$hole."

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