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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a 
>fierce 
>tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now 
>that 
>we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins 
>to 
>build a canoe. The good news is that you may choose how you die." 
>The Frenchman says, "I'll take poison." The chief gives him some 
>poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down. 
>The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please."The chief gives him a 
>pistol, he points it at his head, says, "Godsave the queen!" 
>and kaboom. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chiefis 
>puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takesthe 
>fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, 
>thechest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's 
>horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing?" 
>The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, 
>@$$hole." 

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